August 26, 2017
733 Grant Ave Casper, WY 82601
Praise the Lard! Praise the Lard! Let the people rejoice!
My friends, Cornhole-B-Que 2017 approacheth soon and if you think pigs make better food than pets, this is the event for you! You’re likely getting anxious to limber up those throwing arms and feast on a piggy beast. Now August 26 is almost seven months aways so this invite may seem a bit premature, but I’ve been accused of much worse. All seriousness aside, for the 7th year in a row we’re thrilled to invite you to an amalgamation of all things beautiful: cornhole, smoked pig, kegs of craft beer, s’mores, and amazing people. The smoker will be stoked and brimming with pig to ensure ample nourishment for the cornhole tournament. Once a winner has been crowned and the sun sets, we’ll get a backyard fire going and have a feast o’ s’mores.
DRINK FUN: We will be selling commemorative CHBQ17 cups for $5 which will give you unbridled access to the microbrew kegs. You are also encouraged to BYOB because once the kegs are , they’re gone. We’ll have plenty of cooler space for additional beverages.
DISC FUN: We will be selling full print SuperColor comemorative CHBQ17 Ultimate Frisbee discs this year for $15 each. Supplies limited. Please PM to reserve yours today!
FOOD: There will be an abundance of meat–I’ll start smoking the pig at midnight the night before. And though he won’t be here, we’re still serving up Stuvy’s famous “super-low-calorie” buttery five-cheese macaroni. Please bring sides, snacks, salads, summer fruits, or desserts to share. The more the merrier. We’re also looking for someone or several someones to bring a mess of fresh corn on the cob for grilling and ice for the kegs and coolers. Please be in touch if you would like to help with one of these.
CORNHOLE: If you want to play in the tournament the hard cut-off time for registering is 3:30pm so come by 3pm so we can collect money and create brackets before the 4pm start time. We plan to have eight regulation sets. Official ACO Rules will apply; read them here: . You can form your own teams. Or, if you don’t have a cornholin’ pardner, we’ll match you up randomly (hat-tourney style) with another lone ranger.
Buy-in is $10 per person and will pay out as follows:
3rd Place: $10 per player
2nd Place: $40 per player
1st Place: Split of the remaining spoils
Did I mention to make sure you’re here and registered before 3:30pm?
FIRE & S’MORES: Delicious. Heavenly. Self-explanatory.
NIGHTLY ACCOMMODATIONS: For out-of-towners and those who don’t want to worry about driving home (or who simply need an excuse to wear some footy pjs), the yard is yours for the taking. Feel to bring a tent, hammock, air mattress, water bed, and whatever else satisfies your naughty bedtime predilections.
We cannot wait to see you! If you have questions, please let us know and let the games begin!!
PS: Please RSVP to whatever extent possible. Also, guests are welcome so invite all of your friends and neighbors.